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... hm? Ah. Вітаю. Мяне клічуць Мікалай Арлоўскі, ўвасабленнем Рэспубліка Беларусь -- ah, in English? Very well. I am Mikalaj Arlovski, representation of the Republic of Belarus. I hope you do not plan on wasting my time.
Magic anon: None (?).
Relationship status: Engaged to Maria
[Independent roleplay blog for male!Belarus of Nyotalia, created March 21st, 2012. Tracking the tags nikolaiarlovski and mikalaj.
ON UNDEFINED HIATUS.]

1 day ago

ludwigvonludwig:

BBC poll: Germany most popular country in the world.

“Germany is the most positively viewed nation in the world in this year’s annual Country Ratings Poll for the BBC World Service.”

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I have to say, I am quite pleased with this result. 

What a pleasant surprise for the long week. 

The world needs to think twice about how it views countries.

It appears that humanity is as drunk as you usually are.

1 day ago | 9

hichibro:

i just got really confused as to why mikalaj was on my dash

i almost forgot he was a thing

it’s ok me too i honestly don’t know what i’m dOING

1 day ago | 2

darlingtsarevich:

mikalaj:

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Me too, Nikolai.

Ah, yes, Alexei.

I see that I have missed… nothing.

1 day ago | 4

1 day ago | 4

darlingtsarevich:

Xiu Ya touched my crotch.

Yes. You did. You have lost it, Alexei. You are no longer a virgin.

Simply due to her hand making contact with such a private region of you, even clothed, your little clones have jumped onto her finger and now are slowly moving to become part of her. If she touches her mouth with her hand, they will take full advantage and move inside of her.

From there, a tiny little Alexei Petrov will latch onto the inside of her stomach and become a parasite, feeding off the nutrients inside of her until it absorbs Shoe Yeah entirely and she no longer exists, there is only Alexei Petrov.

Congratulations.

4 weeks ago | 8

literally eastern europe.mov

1 month ago | 3
#ooc

ludwigvonludwig:

…How am I a brick wall? 

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What, because I am stubborn and stand by my reasonings with solid fact and logic? 

Er… yes… “solid fact” and “logic”.

Let us just… go with that, then. Certainly. Why not.

1 month ago | 8

ludwigvonludwig:

I have never been able to reason with you as a whole, I might as well run head first into a brick wall, or, a more realistic approach, stumble upon an angry, outdated pitchfork-and-fire mob. And, it wouldn’t be my place to really play the part of reconciler. 

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You know, I can understand that others hold their grudges and have their differing opinions. I don’t think we would be Europeans if there wasn’t some sort of feeling like that floating around. 

… the only real brick wall here is you.

I would sooner charge into a wall of cement than reason with you. Same effect, really, just the former is far less… infuriating.

1 month ago | 8

ludwigvonludwig:

I didn’t compare in the sense that you are anything like the Americans, but the context of their “comedy” is something comparable. 

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I don’t believe what I said was disgusting. Perhaps you should all reach some middle ground, learn to coope— Oh, wait. 

[He lifts up his hands and just slowly applauds.]

Good job, Ludwig.

Good job.

Look, if you want to go ahead and find some way for all of us to magically get along — then by all means, I will be the first to encourage you.

1 month ago | 8